at Grand Army Plaza
which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever
That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.
When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.
I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal
I have the skin of two different boys
under my fingernails.
My mother tells me to clean them out when
I realize my thighs still ache from
all the ways he made me fold
underneath him and maybe
I like myself being
just a little bit
Is it wrong of me to want, darling?
Is it wrong of me to leave?
Today in the shower I washed you out of my hair,
but I leave my nails undone.
I sharpen my tongue.
I file my teeth.
- Sade Andria Zabala, Scratches On The Back
(at The Social Cebu, Ayala Terraces)
Follow me on instagram for my paper napkin poetry series.
Pawel Kuczynski’s satirical art. Take a moment to look at these properly.
This guy is not even slightly in the area of fucking around
#191 Terry Magson
#191 of 200 images that have made the IYL Showcase shortlist. On October 23rd the final 20 images will be announced and presented as chosen by the showcase jury..
WHAT?! YES. YES.
IT’S LIKE THIS POST WAS MEANT FOR ME!!!
I’m going to disney on november 1-3 and if I don’t see at least one url I’m going to be pretty mad at you :///
Photographs by Thom Sheridan
In 1986, the United Way attempted to break the world record for balloon launches, by releasing 1.5 million balloons, which resulted in two deaths, millions in lawsuits, and a devastating environmental impact.
…and I want to be both.
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOODNESS
a family friend of mine is a gigantic book/movie/tv nerd and when she married her husband their biggest struggle was the fact that they now had two copies of every book, dvd, and boxed set and that is the kind of marriage I aspire to have
That is so beautiful.