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malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

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lintus:

Someone should write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader.

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Video 21 Sep 192,315 notes

Invitation to an Area night club party. The capsule was placed in water and the invitation appeared. Area was open from 1983 to 1987.

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lospaziobianco:

by Tomer Hanuka

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ladyofthestrange:

doodleigh:

wall-flawer:

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen ever

He totally thought wednesday could lift him i’m dead

Honestly she probably could have.

The Addamses may well be the healthiest, most functional family unit to ever grace the small screen.

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I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
— Louisa May Alcott, Little Women (via misswallflower)
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oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

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mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

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It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life. The rich colours of grass and earth were intensified by the mellow light of a sun almost warm enough for spring…
— P.D. James, A Taste for Death (via lajoiedespetiteschoses)
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kuinexs:

Christopher Mckenney surrealist photography.

It’s absolutely surreal seeing my friends photography blowing up online!!!

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methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian

Quote 19 Sep 506 notes
Sometimes you just have to jump in a mud puddle because it’s there. Never get so old that you forget about having fun.
— Tom Giaquinto (via observando)
Quote 19 Sep 143 notes
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
— Alfred, Lord Tennyson, Ulysses (via misswallflower)

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